Forbidden Friday

Forbidden Friday

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March 27th, 2009

Forbidden Friday

It’s a Forbidden Friday!


We’ve had to give this Betabot a special designation: F-1. It is the first (and perhaps the last) of a remarkable line of Betabots- The Forbidden. Like all Betabot’s, The Forbidden have a mission to communicate, but the “Eefs” focus on communicating though- and about- fear.


Meet F-1*BETA,


Or as it has been nicknamed by the Lab Techs; the “Betabomb”.


The reason for this nickname becomes clear after review of this video of F-1’s operation.




F-1 was meant to challenge observers hollywoodized ideas of what a bomb is- what it looks like, sounds like, and how it operates- but precisely because of the way it communicates about the fear of terrorist bombings, the F-1, has, regretfully, been determined to only be suitable for a controlled environment and inappropriate for field-testing.


When conceiving this Betabot, it was felt that the fact that an observer could cancel F-1’s one-minute countdown at anytime after they, themselves, had initiated it- would be enough to prevent a possible… over-reaction by an observer. However, after consultation with several special analysts the decision was made to never release F-1*BETA into the Toronto urban environment. Instead, the F-1 will be broken down and salvaged for parts.


If I may use this report to state my personal opinion for a moment, I would like to say that I maintain my faith in the populace of Toronto’s ability to interact with Betabots in a curious, levelheaded way- without panicking or being reduced to quivering victims of a culture of fear-conditioning.


That said, I do recognize that the greatest risk with all of the Betabots is the fact that they use electronics and wires- and are unexpected objects installed within public space. In today’s world, anything matching that profile runs the risk of being misidentified as a bomb. Most Betabots are made with an attempt to diminish that risk, but the F-1, by its very design, strains that risk to the absolute limit of the breaking point- and that is unallowable.


Even accepting this, I would like to reiterate that I still feel strongly that there is room in this world for a really excellent Betabot (or perhaps some other sort of experiment) that comments, criticizes, and challenges contemporary attitudes surrounding risk identification & management- and related issues such as our current obsession with “security theater”- but I’ve come to concede that this Betabot isn’t that experiment.

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5 Comments:

  1. chro

    Until I saw that it was NOT released I thought we would never hear from post again!

    To bad the world is too paranoid…

  2. erem

    haha well thought out….on TWO counts

  3. Brian

    I think you made the right move.. But I’m bummed I don’t get to learn how people respond to it.

  4. J

    Personally, I don’t know enough about bombs to determine that Betabot is NOT a bomb. Maybe if I encountered it on the street, I’d be confident enough to stick around, but the beep-decay-countdown would make me nervous. Probably it doesn’t pop open and be full of money. Probably it doesn’t spray anthrax, either, but there’s nothing to lose by not standing next to it. Fear conditioning and sensationalist media aside, once in a while something does happen right out of the blue. Look at Japan’s Aum Shinrikyo in 1995. Or Ricardo Lopez. Without any reason to believe it’s not a bomb, even a slight idea that maybe it is would be enough reason to not take any chances.

    Now, the Boston response to the Aqua Teen Hunger Force things, or the time the bomb squad blew up a newspaper box because it had an electric speaker saying “Watch Mission Impossible 3!” whenever someone bought a paper, that’s taking it too far. Those things were obviously advertisements. A beeping box shaped like R2D2 or a Dalek might not make me quite so nervous. They were also quite small. A nondescript cube of about 30 cm per side would be large enough to contain, who knows what.

    Yeah, I’d think it prudent to beware of Betabot. You’d get a reaction much like the guy who put the fake bomb at the Rom.

  5. jacek

    I’m glad someone as responsible as you is having all the good ideas

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