The things that I said I wouldn’t do, I did ‘em.

But they didn’t really seem to work, anyway.

I made 3 failed attempts. You’ll see more of them tomorrow and Friday. These are not my first attempts at moss either- I’ve been completely unable to reproduce the spectacular results of the first, famous “Moss Graffiti”

I’m beginning to doubt the legitimacy of those results. Has anyone reproduced such results using that technique?

OH FUCK

ha ha!

I just noticed that the original site has added the disclaimer: “Please note that these images are artists impressions whilst I am perfecting the formula.”

It is indeed photoshopped fakery!

Oh, man. See?

Please note that the Piltdown Man is an scientist’s impression whilst I am working on pefecting the evidence.

hhhmm…

After some internet sleuthing, it would appear that some people have gotten it to work without photoshop…. the only way to get this formula to work, it would seem, is to nurture the moss to maturity indoors, then transplant it outdoors and hope it survives!

I suppose I’ll have to try that sometime…