Today’s New Years Resolution is “Quit Smoking”.

It’s also a fine resolution:


According to The Lung Association; “Every year 45 000 Canadians die from smoking and hundreds of thousands struggle with smoking-related diseases.”

Maybe it’s just Canada, or maybe it’s just me, but it seems like so many young ladies are smoking now. Of all my friends and acquaintances- overwhelmingly the smokers are Female. I only know one dude who smokes and he started because his girlfriend smokes.

What going on with the smoking, attractive young ladies?

Ladies, let me remind you- for a non-smoker to kiss a smoker (especially right after a smoke) is seriously gross.

It is worse than kissing someone with morning death breath. It is worse than getting a sloppy, open mouth kiss from someone who is still eating McDonalds burgers. (I assume.)

Ladies, it is like your mouth, which should be a lovely place to visit, has instead become a vacuum of goodness- sucking in all that’s right in the world and leaving only misery and the stale burnt taste of super-overcooked fishsticks. No amount of lip balm can make your kisses tasty again.

Only quitting smoking can make your kisses tasty again.